WE INTERRUPT NORMAL FACEBOOKING TO ANNOUNCE THE FOLLOWING: In reference to the recent rumours making rounds on social media that GOR MAHIA FC, aka MAYIENGA, aka K’OGALO aka BARCELONA AFRICAN BRANCH is set to sign a mega-sponsorship deal with KEROCHE BREWERIES, I, Mejjah Kale Ka Ombitho, 56-time alcoblow avoidee, 21-time sobriety test failee, former rehab escapee, regular job absentee and daily chang’aa den attendee would like to publicly welcome the new sponsorship deal. We want to make it clear that we GOR MAHIA fans and the LUOPEAN population at large, both in reserve (i.e, Runda, Muthaiga, Hurlingham and Kileleshwa) and abroad (Europe), will wholeheartedly, carelessly and effortlessly spend money drinking SUMMIT LAGER. We will bathe, drink, swim, wash, and baptize ourselves with none other beer than SUMMIT LAGER. We do not care if this beer has been approved by KEBS or not, what matters is that incoming UN Secretary General Hon. Baba Raila Amolo Odinga, has approved it. If it is fine with baba, it is fine with us. Lastly, we would like to critically, categorically and emphatically warn civilians, shemejis, and referees from; 1 (a) Provoking Gor Mahia fans/players/technical bench/sponsors (b) Kindly refer to number 1(a) (c) Please read number (b) Please bear with us. We want a peaceful season. We are here in Africa briefly to cheer the mighty GOR MAHIA then we’ll go back to Europe where we came from, at the end of the season. Thank you for your time. You can now resume normal Facebooking (for ordinary Kenyans) OR Skyping, Tweeting, Whatsapping and trans-continent video calling (Strictly for LUOS). Signed by: ˈvɔjt͡ɕɛx ˈʃʧ̑ɛ̃w̃snɨ Mejjah Breweries Ombitho Witnessed by: NACADA, CAF, FIFA, UEFA, FA, KPL, LA LIGA, KEROCHE BREWERIES, RAILA ODINGA, UN, KEBS, LOL, WTF, LMFAO, TGIF and SSMB.
Posted on: Fri, 14 Mar 2014 09:29:48 +0000
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