WEEK 2 RECAPS Boston Legio X - 147 (1-1) Team DanaIIIWhite12 - 177.5 (2-0) A pathetic showing from Legio X falls a team with an injured RB, in fact, it it wasn’t for Jimmy Graham I could have been Asshole of the Week. The Lack of a RB horse has my season looking awful (Thanks to the Left Hook heard around the world. Next week Ryan takes on one of the top teams in the League in the Nights Watch and will need a shit load of luck to come out with a win while Dana’s 2-0 ghost team will take on Mush next week. Winning it ALL…THIS TIME! - 197.5 (0-2) 2013 Champion Bob’s Team - 220 (2-0) In prime fashion this year MUSH has struck again with Jamaal Charles going down and costing Mush the win despite the huge game from Giovani. Downtown Bob saved by the Charles injury and again Bob stroking his #1 pick Peyton in the tune of 50 total points. Next week Mush has the chance to get his first win unless his opponent decides to play. Downtown Bob meanwhile has a tough game next week in a battle of the top 2 teams. Team Collins - 142 (0-2) Bangalore Oldmonks - 227 (1-1) This was a complete one-sided game, Lauren couldn’t channel her inner-Rousey and got pummeled from a tiny angry Indian who did not like losing to China Joe last week. Lauren’s loss this week isn’t even the worst news as she lost her starting QB, WR and CB all in 1 week while Indu sliding Rainey into the starting line-up paid off with 40 points. Next week Lauren takes one the supreme holder of the cock in Jose but will need all the luck in the world to post a W. Indu will need a W against Tim to keep pace in a very close division. L.A. Inmates - 199 (0-2) Meheecan MenstruatingMan - 216 (1-1) The Battle for LA goes to that MenstruatingMan; Well hell has finally frozen over; Jose has a decent team with his 2nd week in a row scoring over 200 points. This time it was Tom’s extreme lack of knowledge with Doug Martin and keeping him in ultimately cost him a victory finding himself down 0-2 and less of a man than his boss in his own home. Next week Tom needs to rebound against another former Dean Road tenant Josh while the Meheecan hopes to match last year’s total victories with a match against a battered Team Collins. Extreme Tube - 136 (1-1) DeezNutZ InYoMouf - 183 (1-1) In ‘The Battle of Apt 5’ Derek was able to drown Josh with his nutz in a meek showing sadly putting up 136 total points. Put it this way, Josh’s bench outscored his starters. Despite Derek’s team with 7 starters putting up 5 points or less it was the play of Jay Cutler (58 points) that helped the win. Next week Josh hopes to rebound against 0-2 Tom Tom while Derek hopes to add another victory to a team who hasn’t seen a victory yet in Wayne’s Brickcity. What Thee Album Brickcity - 144 (0-2) Nights Watch Crows - 192 (2-0) Melo has shown that he is playing himself into the top teams with another solid victory on the back of TE Walker’s 10 catch game, though he could find himself hurting with Moreno injured it was enough to be a sad attempt by Wayne. With Wayne he had 8 starters score less than 10 points and with AJ Green injured he could find himself in the hole for the year. Next week Melo takes on Ryan who has nothing for RB’s and could see himself up 3-0 while Wayne must scratch and claw his way out of the shadow of Derek’s scrotum. 07 DREAM KILLERS - 196 (1-1) Mrs KuechlyNco - 225 (1-1) Tiff got a big game out of Aaron Rodgers and Alfred Morris but at a cost of losing her Flex player in Ingram with a broken hand and will have to find a solution on the waiver wire for next week. Tim’s problem is…..well….he is a moron….He draft’s with his dick and his dick says Eli Manning and everything Giants, his love for his merry band of retards made him a laughing stock last year and is looking that way this year. Next week Tim might struggle again for a victory as Indu’s Indian Dark Magic is starting to take form in the league while Tiff goes up against known woman beater China Joe. Woostah Rockets - 186 (1-1) Team Hiiipower - 195 (2-0) This was a close game and if it wasn’t for the last minute QB change Joe could have seen himself 2-0 but it was Will’s play in leaving Hill as the starter paid off as he had a big game to push him to 2-0 and total points leader of the season. Joe hopes to rebound next week as he is licking his chops for his opportunity to put another female opponent on her back while Will shall have a tough time squeezing out a win against Manning dick licker Downtown Bob. Fantasy Team of the Week: Bangalore Oldmonks (Indu) – 227 points Fantasy Player of the Week: Aaron Rodgers (Tiff) – 59 Points Fantasy Move of the Week: DeezNutz InYoMouf – Picking up Matt Asiata (35 points) Asshole Team of the Week: Extreme Tube (Josh) – 136 points Asshole Player of the Week: Robert Griffin (Lauren) – 4 points (Injured yet again) Asshole Move of the Week: Woostah Rockets (Joe) – Benching Phillip Rivers (65 points) WEEK 1 Power Rankings - Record - Total Points 1. - Team HiiiPower - 2-0 - - 453.5 2. - 2013 Champion Bob’s Team - 2-0 - - 426 3. - Nights Watch Crows - 2-0 - - 402 4. - Team DanaIIIWhite12 - 2-0 - - 369 5. - Meheecan MenstruatingMan - 1-1 - - 417 6. - Woostah Rockets - 1-1 - - 396 7. - Bangalore Oldmonks - 1-1 - - 408 8. - Mrs KuechlyNco - 1-1 - - 388 9. - DeezNutZ InYoMouf - 1-1 - - 375 10. - Extreme Tube - 1-1 - - 369 11. - Boston Legio X - 1-1 - - 365 12. - 07 DREAM KILLERS - 1-1 - - 363 13. - LA Inmates - 0-2 - - 362 14. - What thee album Brickcity - 0-2 - - 313 15. - Winning it ALL…THIS TIME! - 0-2 - - 323.5 16. - Team Collins - 0-2 - - 309.5
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