WEEKEND JOKE- A man built a room with 250 blocks and later turned it to a school, with him being the headmaster. Whenever his students offend him, he would tell them to go and give the wall 50 punches. Two students (NATHAN and MAUREEN) offended him on a day, after his orders, MAUREEN started punching the wall, She was crying heavily but the headmaster did not tell her to leave until She finished the 50 punches. He told NATHAN to go and do likewise. NATHAN: Rubbishhh hhh...... Headmaster: For saying that, its now 100 punches for you. NATHAN: Nonsensee eeee. Headmaster: Now 200 punches. NATHAN went towards the wall, as He gave the wall a punch (gboooooooooooo ), A block fell down from the wall. Headmaster: What s that??? NATHAN: Nothing.. .Gboooooooooooo (another block falls) Headmaster: You can go and sit down. NATHAN: That would be total injustice, MAUREEN finished Her punishment, I also want to finish my own... Gboooooooo, Gboooooooo, Gboooooooooooo (blocks falling down) Headmaster (Red eyes): I SAID GO AND SIT DOWN!!! NATHAN: That would be cheating on the other student... Gbooooooooo, Gbooooooo, Gboooooooo (blocks falling down) Headmaster: Can t I instruct you, am I not old enough to be your father? NATHAN: For mentioning my fathers name, Ive increased my punishment to 250 punches. The headmaster knelt down. Headmaster: My good Son, take it easy, i know this building is already going down, but please pardon the foundation. #LOOOOL Blissful weekend to you ALL
Posted on: Sat, 26 Jul 2014 09:08:51 +0000
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