WETIN WE DEY FACE FOR BANK.... DIFFERENT people FOR BANK... I tire no be SMALL... 1. We have the MAT customer: He comes to the bank with mat/pillow for everyone to sleep on (delaying us for 1hr) with huge amount of money for deposits and you are like God why did I queue behind dis man? He makes people with lesser amount start asking God why do bad things happen to good people. They start begging him, bros abeg na 3k I wan pay, abeg let dem attend to me. 2. We have the Pen Borrowers: They are always in the bank, common pen dem no get. This people are very dangerous, once you borrow them the pen, you find it difficult to identify them, once someone tells you can I have your pen that is the last time you will see that Pen. 3. We have the I Dey Your Back people: Immediately they enter the bank, all they do is to know the last person and you hear them saying, Bros i am at your back. if care is not taking 8 people can tell you I dey your back, then at the end of the day, they cause confusion (na me dey hin back , I dont tell am, I was here before you... fight go start. 4. We have the No protocol People: These kind of people dont obey the first come , first serve rule. They are mouthed in the bank, immediately they come in, they just walk up to the cashier, he ask them to sit down and within 5 mins they have completed their transactions while you still dey dere dey look like mumu for queue. For your mind, you go dey curse them, Awon were. 5. We have the Bank Door rejectees: These people will always have a problem with the bank door, then you see dem removing their belts, car keys, mobile phones etc and yet the manchine keeps shooting please go back (Bros abeg no wear anything the next time you dey come bank abeg) the machine go allow you in. 6. We have the slip wasters: These kind of people can waste slip, to fill the withdrawal slip or deposit slip na jamb questions, you see them canceling, tearing, squeezing and taking another one. To write common 1,500 naira in words na WORLD WAR 3. Even our undergraduates are found wanting in this scenario. 7. We have the exile men: These people usually behave like dem no dey this world since two years, they will always be asking for todays date. Bros abeg today na 8? I be like, as you know am, why you dey ask me? 8. We have the phone disturbers: these people ring tones can bring down the whole bank. The funniest thing is that they are not always in a hurry to answer the call. The thing go con dey ring like Grinding Machine. 9. We have the corporate annoying beggars people: these are the people that are so useless. They dont have an account with the bank but they will just enter the bank and start monitoring people. When you finish withdrawing money from ATM they come to you, bros abeg I come find my brother for Ilorin, I no meet am abeg my transport fare remain N9,500 to go back to enugu. me I will be like... God punish you. N9,500 ko, N17,300 ni. 10. We have the JEJE people like me.... I come to the bank, I do my transaction and leave quietly and I tell the cashier that My name is BEN da POET. Im a stand-up Comedian, a poet and a compere. 2B434E95 is my PING. 08182774700 is my whatsapp @BenDaPoet is my twitter @bendapoet1 is my instagram Ben Da Poet is my facebook. 07039297292 is my hello hello. OYA help me REBC am....
Posted on: Thu, 09 Oct 2014 08:30:07 +0000