WHAT A DAY!!! D real deal is dat u cant go about in Lasgidi and not find something interesting 2think about like DAILY. Well, 2day started on a rather awkward note 4me, as I deliberately chose 2get up 4rm my comfort zone pretty late,got dressed up and not quite few mins dat I got 2 Obanikoro bus-stop,dat was aw JOURNEY1 started, i got a bus,getting in already, I thought I heard d conductor say #150 Allen (dats d price often times) so I gave him, a #100note and a #50note. D lady beside me asked Aunty, where are u going I said Allen She said Its #100 Then I called out 2d conductor Conductor abeg, give me my #50 back The next thing I saw,2police officials asked dat d driver gets down out of d car Driver:Oga wetin happen now? Police: I say get down 4rm d car (like say urvan na car) Passengers:Whats going on now, we are late 4work (while some were screaming, some were saying please while I was saying Conductor give me my money) Then we were yet 2get 2 Anthony,which is very close 2 Obanikoro, d Conductor was like Aunty cool down na D police man who was in black got behind d wheels, d conductor went 2join his driver beside d police officer on blue uniform, begging him, d one in black started d bus wanting 2take d bus down 2 Anthony, once again d Passengers shouted Oga let him give us our money Then d one on blue said, he will settle u when u get 2 Anthony, he will join U there. Getting 2 Anthony, d one in black asked everyone 2get down as he was taking d bus 2 Lastma premises, we got down hoping 2find d one on blue with d conductor, not knowing #OneChance, d conductor made away with our money, My own money wey me pay excess already, I still no reach anywia dem drop me, dats not even a problem cos I know d 2police officers, I guess dey will av 2contribute #75each 2make up 4my #150 as 2Mao is another day 4me and them cos I will collect dat #150by fire by water. JOURNEY 2 As dem don carry my money go now, wetin a g do, I joined another bus, paid #100,n d journey was ok,till we got 2 Toyin Roundabout, a lady was supposed 2 alight @ dat bus-stop but d conductor said he had no change,d driver wanted 2move d bus, d lady joined d bus, if na u, u go leave change, instead of d driver 2look 4change, he insisted upon taking d lady 2 Allen avenue, haba all d way 4rm Roundabout,and he said he would only give her d change, then a man said dis is not fair, others joined and trust conductors with their abusive tongue, he opened a biz center where dey sell only curse 4dat man, b4 u know it, d man gave him a heavy slap #choi, d man turned out 2be a Soldier #lobatan, with immediately speedometer, he started 2speak in tongues. Conductor:Oga U cannot kill a person and sleep with it (huh) b4 it was Wetin u fit do, u no fit do me anything,useless man I was like #léséin. On getting 2 Alade Market, d man jes got down 4rm d front sit, sat @ d front ready 2take d bus 2d barracks, #Lasgidi I hail o, pple with diff kind #authority. Now JOURNEY 3 wey come be #Pabanbari, l laf sote, as I dey type me ma still dey laf. On my way home, I joined a bus going 2 Ojuelegba Conductor: Ojuelegba Ojuelegba Driver : (referring 2conductor) Hey Ojuelegbe #20fibre ni (#200) ma lo sebi Oloriburuku o. Na so we enter, as God will av it,we got to Anthony,he tried 2 overtake a Camry car,#seeGbese, he almost scratched d car and instead of him 2 slow down, he said Abi Oloriburuku niya e ni SubhanAllah (Drivers and curse who senior who), na so d Camry car jes park 4him front, #Yegbelegbele, na so one huge tall guy jes come down 4rm d car, #See Slap 4steering, na so d mumu jack am 4cloth, #SeeDie, #SeeBeating, #SeeBlow, na so #Giant No2 come down 4rm d car, if dat kind slap touch person na hospital straight, see serious beating, dem beat d driver sote he no see again, na so I #tajukan, look d car, na customized plate no sef, dem write #AKEWEJE 1, #huh, ikoja aye, orun ori bicycle Honestly, d thing dat made me laf was d fact dat d driver after d whole scenerio, could not see clearly, na so he dey find key 4where he no put am, serves them right, One carry my money 2 chop punishment. All of dem na same same, but sha my #150, I gotz 2 collect it 2Mao, only if I no see those police, dem get 2option, put me 4bus free of charge or pay #150 #lobatan.
Posted on: Tue, 29 Apr 2014 20:36:11 +0000
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