WHAT I DO FOR YOU! For those of my dear friends that may be unaware, I spend my days, and nights, afternoon as well, in my Man Cave outside in my garage.. Pretty humble for a man of my .. cough.. background you say? Well, we real men can accept the burdens of life without the need of comforts of commoners.. But you live in the Houston area, they say, and this is July, for heaven sake, isn’t it a bit warm (106), and humid (98%), and aren’t you recovering from major surgery (buried and interned)? Balderdash, I retort.. Those elements might overwhelm a lesser man, I and my trusted watchdog, (Zeke, a toy dashhound) brush off those inconveniences, like being subjected to eating overcooked pasta at Luby’s.. I/we, accept these discomforts to insure that I am witness to the lives of my neighbors, and their coming and goings, of what it is like being just an average American male, and not a.. cough.. Famous Chef, Author, Actor, Hollywood Costume Designer.. etc, etc… cough (need to take somethin for that cough).. (eyeroll).. Furthermore, being only a few feet from the sidewalk and street, I am available for any number of fans, friends, and strangers, that frequently stop by to say howdy (or why the hell are you watching me), and pass the time of day (or pass out from the heat)… However, the truth is that I do this for YOU, my readers, those of you that read my rants to gain insight on the real inside information that has become hallmark of my .. cough.. (I know), colloquies… Recently, a fellow dropped in to tell me that he had heard that the secret formula for “Perpetual Motion” has been discovered in a concrete cave under the headquarters of General Electric.. WOW, I’ll be waiting to see that headline in the major media outlets, remember you got it from me First, again.. BREAKING SOON! Today, I got the skinny on the Zimmerman, Martin, controversy directly from the inner offices in the WHITEHOUSE, the OVAL OFFICE no less!! He/she, (I keep my sources private, for their safety) told me that the President has a phone, video, of the encounter between the two men, that will blow the lid off the entire episode (another FIRST) showing Zimmerman was actually committing an armed robbery on Martin, trying to take those Skittles away from Trayvon when the GUN FIRED.. Whoa.. Geeeeze… And to think I thought the Prez, and Holder were just stirring up a distraction from the mounting scandals that are popping up on a daily basis.. I am embarrassed.. My commitment has no bounds, and there are few things that will dissuade me from bringing the most insightful information to better your lives.. So now you know why you read this stuff and what I am willing to do to keep it worthy of your trust and devotion.. No need for an expression of your gratitude, your readership is more than enough.. :)
Posted on: Sun, 21 Jul 2013 13:22:29 +0000
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