WHAT IVE LEARNED FROM CRIME TV: a) If you have life insurance - TopicsExpress



          

WHAT IVE LEARNED FROM CRIME TV: a) If you have life insurance policy, it is likely you will be murdered; b) if youre the beneficiary of a life insurance policy, it is likely that you will commit murder; c) if you have a nickname beyond the age of 3, it is likely that you will either commit murder or be murdered (please note the chance goes up exponentially if youre nickname includes lil, eg lil dre, lil tre tre, lil dope, etc...you get the idea). YOURE WELCOME. Sorry for ruining ALL crime drama for you:)
Posted on: Sat, 10 Jan 2015 19:20:29 +0000

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