WHO DOES WHAT A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, You should do it because you get up first, and then we dont have to wait as long to get our coffee. The husband said, You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee. Wife replies, No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee. Husband replies, I cant believe that, show me.. So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says HEBREWS SCROLL DOWN SOME MORE... WOMANS PERFECT BREAKFAST Shes sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. Keep reading-they get better!!! WOMENS REVENGE Cash, check or charge? I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet ,I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. So, do you always carry your TV remote? I asked. No, she replied, but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally. KEEP READING ALL THE WAY TO THE BOTTOM. UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MANS PERSPECTIVE) I know Im not going to understand women. Ill never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. LOTS MORE TO ENJOY...KEEP SCROLLING DOWN FOR A WHILE. MARRIAGE SEMINAR While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, It is essential that husbands and wives know each others likes and dislikes. He addressed the man, Can you name your wifes favorite flower? Tom leaned over, touched his wifes arm gently and whispered, Its Pillsbury, isnt it? LOTS MORE TO LAUGH AT... WIFE VS. HUSBAND A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, Relatives of yours? Yep, the wife replied, in-laws. MORE AND MORE YET TO ENJOY. WORDS A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...30,000 to a mans 15,000. The wife replied, The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men.... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, What? KEEP ON GOING. CREATION A man said to his wife one day, I dont know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. The wife responded, Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you ! YEP, THERE IS SOME MORE... The Silent Treatment A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, Please wake me at 5:00AM. He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AMand he had missed his flight Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadnt wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, It is 5:00AM. Wake up. Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. KEEP ON SCROLLING DOWN... God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT! THIS IS THE END!!! (For the male species?)
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