WHO LIE PASS. I MET AN OLD CLASSMATE OF MINE THIS EVENING. SHE WAS HOLDING A PHONE DAT I HAVE NOT SEEN B4. THIS WAS OUR CONVERSATION ME: BABE WHAT PHONE IS THIS GIRL: WELL IS THE NEW BOLD15 ME: BOLD15 DEY? GIRL: YES ME: HOW MUCH? GIRL: BOUGHT IT N300K ME: WTF WHAT CAN IT DO GIRL: IT DOESNT GO OFF...IT HAS NO BATTERY...IT DOESNT NEED A SIMCARD TO BROWSE..IT CHARGES THROUGH SOLAR... WBU.. WHICH PHONE DO U USE ME: (I CANT FALL MY HANDS SO I HAD TO LIE TOO) WELL IM USING...SAMSUNGGALAXY WINDOWS IPHONE25 GIRL: WOW!!! WAT KIND OF FONE IS DAT?...HOW MUCH? ME: JUST 500K GIRL: BABE ARE U SERIOUS? WHAT CAN IT DO? ME: HMMM...IT CAN DO ALOT O. THE PHONE BROWSES ON ITS OWN IT HAS FRIDGE, FIRE EXTINGUISHER..BEDROOM ND PARLOUR INSIDE...NO NEED 4 CHARGING...THE ONE I LOVE MOST IS DAT..IT HELPS ME DO ALL D HOUSE CHORES AND IF AM IN D PARLOUR WATCHING A MOVIE AND D PHONE IS IN MY BEDROOM...IF IT STARTS TO RING D PHONE WILL WALK FROM THE ROOM TO D PARLOUR SHOUTING MY NAME SAYING ...I DEY RING OH DESMOND...IM RINGING... Abeg who lie pass??
Posted on: Sun, 30 Nov 2014 21:55:42 +0000
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