WHY DO PEOPLE ASK THE MOST STUPIDEST QUESTIONS? 1. Someone calls you at 4 am and asks Are u sleeping? No im bunjee jumping on dental floss over smurf infested milk shake. 2. Someone saw you coming out of the bathroom wet... Did u just have a shower?. No, i was swimming in the toilet. 3. Youre in the store buying groceries.. yo what you doing here? hunting elephants. 4. When they see you lying down with your eyes closed, theyll ask, Are u sleeping? NO Im training to die…!!! 5. Someone calls you on the HOUSE phone where are you? In the jungle. 6. You go to the counter with like 20 items. would you like a bag? No ill shove it all in my pockets and maybe balance some of it on my head. 7. Youre in a cue and the checkout assistant says Hi, can I help you? No I just waited in line for 15 minutes to say hello to you.. Hi. 8. You walk in to a restaurant and the waiter says would you like a table? No I came to a restaurant to eat on the floor...... Ill have a carpet for 5. 9. friends: do you have a bathroom? No we pee in bottles in my house and throw them in the back yard. 10. Waiting by the fitting room with lots of clothes do you want to try them on? No I want to eat them. IF YOU CAN THINK OF ANY MORE.. COMMENT THEM UNDERNEATH...!!!!
Posted on: Fri, 19 Sep 2014 15:37:45 +0000
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