WHY I HATE APRIL FOOLS DAY GAGS Theyre dangerous. A close friend once called me right after midnight on April 1st and told me he was in jail for a murder he didnt commit - his wife. This guy was like a brother to me, and I knew he couldnt possibly have done it. He adored that woman. He needed me to come down to the jail with his bail immediately. It was the worst possible time for this -- I was short on money that week. But he was my friend. And I knew immediately who had framed him. It was his wifes abusive ex-boyfriend. So I broke into my friends apartment, borrowed his gun, kidnapped the ex-boyfriend and tortured him in my basement until he confessed on video. I took the tape to the cops but just as I got there, I saw my friend in the parking lot, laughing his ass off and yelling April Fool! So I shot him, wiped the prints and put the gun in his hand. I had to dispose of the ex-boyfriends body in a concrete slab. Ive never told that story before, and I hope all my FB friends can keep a secret.
Posted on: Tue, 01 Apr 2014 19:11:33 +0000