WHY IS IT THAT MOST OF MY STORYS ARE AT WALMART WELL THIS IS A OLD STORY OF MINE FOR MY NEW FRIENDS AND WELL FOR MY OLD FRIENDS TO LAUGH AGAIN. OK I HAD TO GO TO WALMART AND GET SOMETHINGS AND WELL AS I AM WALKING INTO WALMART I SEE 2 WOMEN HOLDING HANDS NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT. AND WELL THEY START KISSING AND NOT ON THE CHEEK I MEAN 2 GOOD LOOKING BLONDES WITH BLUE EYES AND LONG LEGS MAKING OUT. WELL MISTER DONT LOOK WHERE HE WAS GOING BECAUSE HE WAS TO BUSY LOOKING AT THEM RUNS RIGHT INTO THE PAINT DISPLAY AND THE SHELVE FULL OF PAINT LANDS RIGHT ON MY HEAD. I LOOKED LIKE THE AMERICAN FLAG FIRST THE RED PAINT HIT ME THEN THE BLUE AND WELL DONT FORGET THE WHITE AND AS I STUMBLE I SLIP ON THE PAINT ON THE GROUND AND FALL BACKWARDS INTO THE GARDEN POND AND EVERYONE IS LAUGHING AND THE 2 BLONDES ARE GIGGLING AND WELL AS I SIT THERE IN THE POND LETS SAY THE GOLDFISH TRYING TO SWIM IN A CAVE BUT I MEAN BUTT THERE WAS NONE LOL. AS I GET OUT I HEAD TO THE BATHROOM TO CLEAN OFF AND WELL AS I TRY TO DRY OFF WITH THE HAND BLOWER IT WOULDNT WORK AND WELL I WAS A LITTLE PISSED I TAPPED IT NOTHING I TAPPED IT AGAIN NOTHING I SAID ***** AND **** AND U PIECE OF MONKEY **** AND WELL YOU GET IT SO I PUNCH IT AND WELL SLAP ME SILLY AND CALL ME CLETUS T HARMON THE THING HAD A SHORT AND WELL I GOT A ZAP AND LANDED ON MY ASS LOL. I GET UP AND WELL HEAD OUT TO MY BUDDYS TRUCK AND HE SAID WHAT HAPPENED AND I SAID U DONT WANT TO KNOW.MORAL OF STORY NEVER EVER STOP AND LOOK AT SOMETHING BECAUSE WELL U WILL GET INTO TROUBLE
Posted on: Tue, 01 Oct 2013 07:06:48 +0000
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