WHY KISUMU PUPILS FAIL IN C.R.E. QUESTION 1: How was Jesus conceived? Other pupils: Through the Holy Spirit Kisumu pupils: Via spiritual insermination QUESTION 2: 8 days after the birth of Jesus what happened? Other pupils: He was circumcised Kisumu pupils: His penile tissues were partially peeled off. QUESTION 3: What did John the Baptist do to Jesus in River Jordan? Other pupils: He baptized Jesus. Kisumu pupils: He temporarily drowned Jesus in water. QUESTION 4: What miracle did Jesus perform at the wedding in Cana? Other pupils: He changed water into wine Kisumu pupils: He converted H20 to C2H60 in absentia of a burette QUESTION 5: How many disciples did Jesus have? (a) 8 (b) 10 (c) 12 (d) 16 Other pupils: 12 Kisumu pupils: Dozen QUESTION 6: How did Judas the Escariot betray Jesus? Other pupils: He kissed him on the cheeks Kisumu pupils: He navigated his dentition towards the coordinates of Jesuss head and permitted his lips to establish an impact with the cheeks of Jesus QUESTION 7: Before Jesus was arrested what did he tell Peter? Other pupils: That before the cock crows Peter would deny him three times Kisumu pupils: That prior to gallus gallus domesticus emitting sound decibels, the identity of Jesus would be persona non grata to the memory of Peter. By EGH FORMER PANTY REMOVER Elvis Mogere (Mogitch)
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