WHY NIGERIANS LOVE CHICKEN(THE HISTORY BEHIND IT!) One day, the sun turned into a beetle and flew into an angels heart. The angel looked up and saw the vacuum in the sky, he felt something bump into him then he began to float like an air balloon. The higher he reached the more intense it got for him. But a plane flew by and knocked him down, then he became a fallen angel. His wings rapidly began to fall out, and he feared that having landed in Nigeria, the people there were going to think he was a chicken. So he hid in the trees. One day, a palm wine tapper in the neighborhood climbed the same tree only to see chicken wings hanging in the branches, he hit the wings with his cut lass and a naked man turned around - Please, Please dont fry me. I know you black people love chicken he said. You damn right we do, and we love it tasty too, you racist! the tapper said. I swear by the sword of zeus and the snake hair of Medusa, Im not a chicken, he begged. Well, aint that a little unorthodox for me my dear angel, the tapper replied. Im a christian, I aint believe in no zeus and what not, and as a matter of fact, I believe God sent you as Manna from heaven, now come down lest I strike you with my cut lass, the tapper added. Youd be damned if you eat me, the angel insisted. Well, then I might aswell be damned alright! sarcastically the tapper replied. The Palm wine tapper sent for the people in Nigeria and they all came with their match sticks to light up a fire since the angel had refused to come down the tree. They burnt the tree and the angel fell down. They cooked him, then fried him in hot sauce, and the people of Nigeria became ever wiser. The angels soul went up to heaven and on reporting to zeus, he complained about how black people loved too much chicken and how zeus needed to do something to show that he was the ever greatest and almighty the Greek books spoke about. Zeus later cursed the people of Nigeria with Tasty Fried Chicken, Mama Cass, Yahooza chicken and Mr Biggs. And the people of Nigeria where damned for eternity with the curse of chicken for Sallah, Christmas and even Valentine. #theywept. Now, every celebration, even when the people of Nigeria dont want to, they just have to EAT CHICKEN The End. Written by, Mike Ogah.
Posted on: Thu, 16 Jan 2014 19:26:48 +0000
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