WHY TEACHER ALWAYS FAILS SAM --HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA TEACHER: SAM, go to the map and find North America . SAM: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS:SAM TEACHER: SAM, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? SAM: You told me to do it without using tables. TEACHER: SAM, how do you spell crocodile? SAM : K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L TEACHER: No, thats wrong SAM : Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. TEACHER: SAM, what is the chemical formula for water? SAM : H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? SAM : Yesterday you said its H to O. TEACHER:SAM, name one important thing we have today that we didnt have ten years ago. SAM : Me! TEACHER: SAM, why do you always get so dirty? SAM : Well, Im a lot closer to the ground than you are. TEACHER:SAM, give me a sentence starting with I. SAM : I is.. TEACHER: No,SAM..... Always say, I am. SAM : All right... I am the ninth letter of the alphabet. TEACHER : George Washington not only chopped down his fathers cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now,SAM, do you know why his father didnt punish him? SAM : Because George still had the axe in his hand. TEACHER: Now, SAM , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SAM : No sir, I dont have to, my Mom is a good cook. TEACHER:SAM , your composition on My Dog is exactly the same as your brothers. Did you copy his? SAM : No, sir. Its the same dog. TEACHER: SAM, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? SAM : A teacher
Posted on: Mon, 04 Aug 2014 14:25:09 +0000
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