WONDERFUL DEFINITIONS : . . SCHOOL:A Place Where Parents Pay And Children Play . . LIFE INSURANCE :A Contract That Keeps You Poor All Your Life So That You Can Die Rich. . . NURSE :A Person Who Wakes You Up To Give You Sleeping Pills. . . MARRIAGE : Its An Agreement In Which A Man Loses His Bachelor Degree And A Woman Gains Her Masters.. . . TEAR : The Hydraulic Force By Which Masculine Willpower Is Defeated By Feminine Waterpower. . . CONFERENCE : The Confusion Of One Man Multiplied By The Number Present. . . FATHER : A Banker Provided By Nature . . CRIMINAL : A Person No Different From The Rest .... Except That He/She Got Caught . . BOSS : Someone Who Is Early When You Are Late And Late When You Are Early !!!! . POLITICIAN : One Who Shakes Your Hand Before Elections And Your Confidence Thereafter . . DOCTOR : A Person Who Holds Your Ills By Pills, And Kills You By Bills!!
Posted on: Mon, 02 Dec 2013 15:27:03 +0000
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