WONDERFUL DEFINITIONS : SCHOOL: A place where Parents pay and - TopicsExpress



          

WONDERFUL DEFINITIONS : SCHOOL: A place where Parents pay and children play LIFE INSURANCE: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. NURSE: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills. MARRIAGE: Its an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters. TEAR: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower. CONFERENCE : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. FATHER : A banker provided by nature. CRIMINAL: A person no different from the rest ....except that he/she got caught. BOSS: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. POLITICIAN: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence thereafter. DOCTOR: A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Posted on: Sat, 09 Nov 2013 09:08:29 +0000

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