WONDERFUL DEFINITIONS SCHOOL: A place where Parents pay and - TopicsExpress

WONDERFUL DEFINITIONS SCHOOL: A place where Parents pay and children play. LIFE INSURANCE: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. NURSE: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills. MARRIAGE: Its an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters. TEAR: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower. CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. FATHER: A banker provided by nature. CRIMINAL: A person no different from the rest. Except that he/she got caught. BOSS: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early ! POLITICIAN: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence thereafter DOCTOR: A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

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