WONDERFUL DEFINITIONS : 󾇅SCHOOL : A place where Parents pay - TopicsExpress



          

WONDERFUL DEFINITIONS : 󾇅SCHOOL : A place where Parents pay and children play 󾇅LIFE INSURANCE : A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. 󾇅NURSE : A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. 󾇅MARRIAGE : Its an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.. 󾇅TEAR : The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower. 󾇅CONFERENCE : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. 󾇅FATHER : A banker provided by nature 󾇅CRIMINAL : A person no different from the rest ....except that he/she got caught 󾇅BOSS : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early !!!! 󾇅POLITICIAN : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence thereafter 󾇅DOCTOR : A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Posted on: Thu, 28 Nov 2013 04:09:43 +0000

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