WORLD leaders are considering a nuclear missile attack on Calfornia’s Coachella festival. President Obama said: “Like most people, I am familiar with this event only through newspaper pictures of gurning former Disney stars, billionaire’s children and people in camouflage trousers. “While the destruction of Coachella would cost many thousands of innocent lives, it would also take out Paris Hilton, all her friends and huge swathes of people called Brody with massive pectoral muscles. “My feeling is that if Kanye West shows up, it’s on.”
Posted on: Tue, 15 Apr 2014 10:12:18 +0000