WTB New Coworker. Must speak some sort of English, Chinese - TopicsExpress



          

WTB New Coworker. Must speak some sort of English, Chinese (Mandarin or Canto) or Spanish. Must show restraint in punching people in the face. Benefits: You work with me! Chinese food. Knowing a fate worse than hell itself exists on the levels of sin and thus neednt worry about your inevitable journey into the afterlife should you believe on such things. Youll probably gain weight from how much youll eat here. Me! Snapchat fodder galore. Downsides: You cant punch the customers in the face for being twats (On the clock, afterwards....), high pace lunch rush, lose faith in humanity if you happen to actually have a sliver of it left, all other Chinese food will be ruined for uoi because youll have the best. Send your résumé or crude crayon drawing as to why we should hire you to my inbox.
Posted on: Fri, 05 Dec 2014 02:06:28 +0000

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