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Wal-Mart conversations: So Im putting along in Wal-Mart, in an electric buggy because Im hurting to much to hobble on my cane to the back of the store, and I turn down the soda isle. I stop, turn off the buggy, and stand up to reach a bottle of soda from the top shelf. This is the convo that occurred. Strange Guy whos behind me: DDAAYYYUUUMMMMM! Me: *Turning to see if something fell or slithered out from under a shelf or something* What?! SG: Dat Aaasssss!!! Me: Im sorry, do I know you? *As Im sitting back down* SG: No, but Id love to get to know you a little better. Let me get those didgets so I can hit you up mama. I wanna tap dat ass. Me: *rolling my eyes* Child, you wanna step to me, you need to do it with some respect. *And I drive away* LMAO Only in Wal-Mart.
Posted on: Sun, 08 Jun 2014 01:11:34 +0000

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