Walker doesn’t have nads, but he has big, fancy balls Back in 2011, there was much ado over the “bold reforms” of Scott Walker. So much so, in fact, that there was a market for t-shirts which read “Scott Walker my hero! He’s got nads!” Nothing could be further from the truth. To be bold, one must also be honest. Walker is a cowardly, double-speak master. For instance, his stance on Act 10: To his donors (real or perceived) he bragged about using divide and conquer and dropping the bomb. Yet to the public, he claimed everyone should have known what his plans were. And when asked under oath on Capitol Hill, he admitted there was no cost benefit from the union busting. There was, however a huge benefit to the Republican Party by busting the unions. So Act 10 was not in actuality a money-saving device for the state, but a way to defund his opponents. If Walker had nads, he would have taken a stance on the Kenosha casino by the deadline, which was before the mid-term election. He has kicked that can as far down the road as possible, so he can continue to play both sides and reap the financial benefits of those who want to curry his favor. With Walker, its pay to play. Walker’s bold reforms regarding education appear to be defunding public education and allowing that public money to be used instead for private schools. That’s not bold. That’s just catering to the haves at the expense of the have-nots. In other words, Walker’s specialty. Walker’s bold tax reforms continued taking from those who have little and giving to those who have more than they need. Walker’s GOP is the party that reduced the homestead credit and the earned income credit, and increased tax breaks for the top income earners. Less bold. More unfair and mean-spirited. One thing Walker is great at, and apparently this slipped Mary Burke’s mind when asked, is fund raising. By selling himself as something he is not -- an honest Eagle Scout who brown bags his lunch, while actually being a deceptive jet-setter on the public dole -- he manages to bring in astounding amounts of cash for the GOP. His latest cash raising scheme is the upcoming inaugural ball. You, too, can attend the swanky party if you can afford a ticket. It’s not only pay to play, or pay to pray with Walker, it is also pay to check out his big, swingin’ balls! For a mere $30,000.00, you can reserve a hospitality suite! If that’s a little too steep for you (how many Wisconsinites work full-time and gross less than $30,000.00 a year?), have no fear. You can get a ticket for a measly $500.00. If you are one of Wisconsin’s working poor, earning the minimum wage of $7.25/hour, you will only need to work about 69 hours to go see your hero. Suck on that. **************************************************** Well Im upper upper class high society Gods gift to GOP notoriety And I always fill my ballroom The event is never small The T-shirts say Ive got The biggest balls of all Ive got big balls Ive got big balls Theyre such big balls And theyre dirty big balls And hes got big balls And shes got big balls (But weve got the biggest balls of them all) And my balls are always bouncing My ballroom always full And everybody cums and cums again If your name is on the guest list No one can take you higher Everybody says Ive got Great balls of fire Ive got big balls Oh Ive got big balls And theyre such big balls Dirty big balls And hes got big balls And shes got big balls (But weve got the biggest balls of them all) Some balls are held for charity And some for fancy dress But when theyre held by lobbyists Theyre the balls that I like best My balls are always bouncing To the left and to the right Its my belief that my big balls Should be held every night Weve got big balls Weve got big balls Weve got big balls Dirty big balls Hes got big balls Shes got big balls (But weve got the biggest balls of them all) (Weve got big balls) (Weve got big balls) And Im just itching to tell you about them Oh we had such wonderful fun Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish (But weve got the biggest balls of them all)
Posted on: Thu, 11 Dec 2014 15:38:14 +0000
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