Wanna hear what B did to me today? Well, we walk some poodles & they have a really big yard. Anyway there r 2 boy poodles & 1 girl. I never walk with the girl cause shes kind of a queen & shes got a skin disorder where her skin tears really easily so B is afraid shell go all macho on me & Ill squash her & tear her skin. Shes real delicate. So anyway, today the 2 boys were at the groomer so B thought it would be nice to just take Miss Queenie Poodle out for a solo walk instead of just letting her in the back yard. So she says MMB, I have a great idea, Ill put u in the back yard & u can run free & stuff while I go on the dog walk. Well, yeah, cool B. So I go buzzing thru the yard & Im off on a hunt & all is cool & B says, Ill be back & Im like ok B, what evs as she sees me trotting back & forth in the yard. Well then she went in the house to get Queenie & brought her out for a walk & Im just hanging in the yard all chill. But then B tries to walk Queenie & Queenie caught my whiff of perfume & was mesmerized by me & didnt want to walk. She tried bringing Queenie in all different directions but she wouldnt go. Then I started to wail. So B brought Queenie up to the fence & we sniffed each other, I was kinda scared of her, I didnt wanna look her in the eye. She trouble, that golden girl. She got some bad vibes. All staring at me & stuff. Go away golden poodle. I was a very good girl & I didnt even bark at her. B was impressed. Yeah B cause she woulda gone for my jugular. I already got poked enough today. So B tried to walk her again & then I really started to wail & get all histrionic & then my sub woofer kicked in & it was over. Their boy came out in the yard to rescue me & he was real nice & I played ball & I forgot about B a little. But then I remembered. And then in the meantime, Queenie still wouldnt walk so B returned her to the house. Then she collected me from the yard & I kicked her butt, I climbed all over her & had a total frenzy. Dont ever do that to me again B. That is not in my book of rules. And I panted all the way home ...
Posted on: Tue, 08 Jul 2014 22:19:34 +0000
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