Wanna scare the living shit out of you kid/s?! Of course you do. Ingredients: 1 giant date. Go into the kitchen and place your giant date on the floor, call your child in. Ewwww, bloss! Come and look at the giant cockroach on the floor. It is the size of the cat! Your child will come running, excited at the prospect of a mutant roach. Once the child has spotted the date/roach quickly pick it up and eat it. Holy CRAP my kids nearly gagged and I didnt stop laughing for an hour. Youre welcome. Now go forth and terrify your children with my blessing. (Go and sign up to my new mailing list on my website emrusciano.au in the contact section. I am cooking up an awesome newsletter full of useless, entertaining, pretty shit.)
Posted on: Tue, 15 Jul 2014 09:42:51 +0000
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