Wanted to repost this too... Marriage is when you come home only to see your husband in your pink bath robe because hes sick and he needs soup... *What.!?? Marriage is when you kick your husband a thousand times in bed to roll over and when he finally does... he farts on your leg... *Seriously!? Marriage is when your wife checks the mailbox wearing your oversized slippers even though she thinks your feet smell disgusting... *Hoping stank isnt contagious. Marriage is when no matter how bad it gets you look forward to sleeping next to one another even if you plan on still being angry tomorrow... *Or forever maybe. Marriage is when he uses your deodorant and she uses your toothbrush and puts it back like nothing happened, and feel no guilt... *He started it. Marriage is when you realize you now have to team up to outsmart your children... *They won a long time ago. Finally Marriage is when you find the love of your life eating your last favorite sugary snack and you dont throw him out, instead you bake a cake and tell them they cant have any... Then eventually give in... *This time. Thats marriage guys. Well mine anyway :)
Posted on: Sun, 03 Aug 2014 18:36:21 +0000
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