War Grumps part II: Tards Revenge (Parody of Devil Went Down To Georgia by Charlie Daniels) The Poker went down to Arizona he was looking for some gold to steal He left Tard nearly blind left her behind wondering how she feels When he saw the young cat beating on a hat scratching it a lot The Poker jumped up on her head he bumped and said Girl, let me tell you what! I bet you didnt know it, but Im a scratcher to, and if you care to take a dare, Ill make a bet with you. Now you scratch real good, but give the Poker his due. Ill let you beat me and have me hold or Ill get your gold cause I think Im better than you. The cat said My names Grumpy, and Ill beat you into a bin, cause Ill take your bet, youre gonna regret, because Im the grumpiest theres ever been! Tardar, let your grumpy flow and scratch Pokey hard cause hells broke loose in Arizona and the Poker deals it hard. And if you win you get to beat him and have him hold, but if you loose, the Poker gets your goooooooold! Pokey cornered her around a vase and said Ill start this show and higher grew his finger nails and he let his grump flow and he pulled those nails across her fur and made her hiss and a kitty audience joined in and it sounded something like this. *plays sounds of cats scratching, and screeching, and smashing things* When the Poker finished Tard said Well you had some furry good ol fun, but Ill burn your hair and show you how its done! Fire on his tail, run Poke run! Making him hotter than the sun hitting him with a frying pan, look at him go Having dogs bite him, Poke saying No, No, No! (Pokey runs outside, completely on fire, jumps into the pool, comes back in all burnt and miserable, tard holds him by his ear and puts him on the couch) The Poker bowed his head and mourned how bad hed been beat Grumpy said Pokey just come back if you ever wanna try again, cause I burned you once, burned like the sun, because Im the best grump theres ever been! She set fire on his tail, madw Poke run! Making him harder than the sun hitting him with a frying pan look at him go! Having dogs biting him him saying No, no, no!
Posted on: Fri, 18 Jul 2014 04:33:30 +0000
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