Warning/Rules to all Thanksgiving Cooks: #1. Your house & kitchen must be cleaned & bleached thoroughly. (Cleanliness is next to Godliness) #2. Your house/kitchen must be ROACH & RODENT FREE!!!! (NO roach wings and legs in the potato salad this year) #3. You must get your proper rest so you dont burn, scorch, overcook, or down right mess up the food. (Your family is counting on this one meal to be perfect) #4. Do Not double dip with the tasting spoon or fork!!! (Some of yall nasty like that!!!) #5. If you dont know what youre doing, move outta the way and call your grandma or the experienced family member ASAP!!!! (Theres no time to fake, you had 365 days to practice, now move!!!!!) #6. Wash your hands constantly, especially after bathroom use. (Some of yall nasty like that!!!!) #7. Do Not Sneeze, cough nor blow your nose by the food and refer to #6 afterwards. (Spreading germs is nasty) #8. Please wear a hair net, bonnet, tie your hair down etc to prevent hair from getting in the food. (Hair in the food ruins the whole meal!!!!) #9. Limit your phone calls while cooking!!! (Gossiping and forgetting you got food on the stove= burnt food!!!) #10. If you do steps 1-9, you should have a great meal, happy family with full bellies, and a wonderful day. P.S. call me for further advice and send an invite too!!!! Lol!!!!!
Posted on: Tue, 25 Nov 2014 19:40:47 +0000
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