Warning TMI Warning TMI Warning TMI Last night I wrote about my trip to Burger King, little did I realize that the trip was just the beginning of a night from hell. About two hours after my fabulous dinning experience, my stomach started burning like all get out and the burping started. A couple of antacids and the burning got worse. So I drank some ice water. Big mistake there! The burn got worse. A couple of more antacids and went to bed. At 1:30 I awoke to a burning in my throat and the back of my mouth. The most vile taste ever. I went to the kitchen and ate some more antacids and a little more water. I then felt the most urgent need for the bathroom. I will spare you the details but lets just say the burn had transferred part of itself to my neither regions, with explosive results. While my lower intestines were in the deep purge mode the upper intestines joined in. Groping madly for bathroom trash can, I slung trash everywhere in my haste to get it before my mouth to catch the purge of my delightful Burger King dinner. I do believe, I saw and felt my feet come out of my mouth. For the next hour or so it was a tossup between which end would kill me from severe dehydration and muscle spasms. I feel a little better this morning except for a small fire in the pit of my stomach and an all over weakness. Thanks Burger King, I had it "Your way"
Posted on: Thu, 25 Jul 2013 16:10:53 +0000
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