Warning, the following is in very bad taste... its the joke I got yesterday from the guy we were interviewing: Usually we do Wyrd Word Wednesday. Today, lets do Bad Joke Humpday. A pastor advertised for a church bell ringer. A man came to the church door and told the Pastor, Im here to apply for the bell ringers position. The pastor smiled kindly. I dont think that will work, son. I cant help noticing that you dont have arms -- there are many things you can do, but I dont think bell ringing is for you. Running up the church belfry steps, the man called out, I can do this! You just watch! With that, he threw himself at the bell, struck in, and fell to his death. When the police came, they asked who the man was. I dont know, said the Pastor, but his face rang a bell. The next day, another applicant showed up. The Pastor said sternly, Son, I cant let you do it. You have no arms, and another man without arms tried yesterday and he died! That was my brother, the man said. Im determined to fulfill his dream! I can do this! With that, he ran up the steps, threw himself at the bell, and fell to his death. The police came back, and asked the Pastor who this man was. I have no idea, sighed the Pastor, but hes a dead ringer for the other guy. The next morning, a young woman came to the church door. No, the Pastor said before she could speak. Absolutely not! The young woman frowned. Its because I dont have arms, isnt it? Yes!, the Pastor replied. Thats exactly what it is! Two people in your... situation... have already tried, and it didnt end well! My brothers dreamed of being bell ringers. I have to show it can be done! I can do this!, she yelled, and ran up the steps, jumping at the bell and catching the rope in her teeth. The bell gave a joyful peel. Wonderful!, said the amazed Pastor. Youre hired! The woman smiled. Thats...
Posted on: Wed, 30 Jul 2014 16:00:36 +0000
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