Washington Redskins Name Change It has been rumored that The Washington Redskins have agreed to change the name of the team to the Washington Porkers. During the negotiations with the Kumquat Tribe, Chief Thunderbutt was named Commissioner of Scalpers. Chief Thunderbutt, who got his name for good reason, holds his powwows in a closed tepee. These meetings never last for more than a few minutes, as the olfactory glands begin to negate all rational thought processes. So, Chief Thunderbutt came out smelling like a rose. As Commissioner of Scalpers he will instruct the scalpers to charge redskinned people and other dark-skinned people no more than double the face amount of the ticket. However he will mandate that scalpers charge palefaces at least three times the face amount of the ticket.
Posted on: Wed, 23 Oct 2013 04:44:47 +0000
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