Wasus girlfriends phone rings... Wasu: Mary, your cellular gadget has intercepted some electromagnetic waves and is currently summoning your attention. Mary: What? Wasu: Your phone is ringing. Mary: I am in the shower sweetie! Please answer it for me. Wasu: Hello. CALLER: Can I please speak with Mary. Wasu: Your lingual is foreign to my cochlea. Please utter alphabets in a universal manner so that I can derive sense from this dialogue. CALLER: where is Mary? Wasu: Mary is currently interacting with a hot shower in my master bedroom that is located at the attic section of my bungalow. She cannot commence dialogue with u as her phone is not water proof like the one I own which can receive calls even while Im submerged in my marbled Jacuzzi. CALLER: Who is this? Wasu: do you have airtime of USD100.00 and above? Any airtime below that amount is not enough to permit me to finish explaining to u who I am via the phone as my accolades are too numerous. But to comprehend me better, visit any bookshop near u and purchase a book titled Knowing Professor Matimati, the individual with English PHDs whose number exceeds the mythical lives of a cat. I authored it when I was minister in the previous regime. CALLER: Who are you to Mary? Wasu: I am the individual whom Mary surrenders to her fauna in absentia of clothing... CALLER: Come again? Wasu: Yes. I am the individual who relays copulative sensations to Marys pelvic area. CALLER: Say that again, I dont understand? Wasu: I am the individual who exposes Marys lower limbs to mirror an obtuse angle.I am Marys boyfriend.And who are u ? CALLER: Its Marys mother! Wasu: Ohh! I was talking to my designated mother-in law. Please pardon me towards my manners,madam, and permit me to introduce myself properly. I am the homosapien currently in pursuit of your daughters genitalia with an aim of detaining her matrimonially!!
Posted on: Thu, 11 Sep 2014 15:35:35 +0000