Watching Football with our wives can be very frustrating and stressful Imagine this: Wife : Dipo, whos that guy. Is that Chris Brown? Husband: Chris bawo, no na. thats Theo Walcott!! Wife: Hey! Whats that yellow card for? Husband: Its a warning to a player; and red means the player must stop playing and leave the pitch. Wife: Ohhh! Its something similar to a traffic light: Yellow - warning, Red - Stop. Husband: Yeah yeah sure.. You are right.!! Wife: What about the green card? Husband: Ohhh! theres nothing like that in football. Wife: Which teams are these? Husband: Which kind wahala be this na!! God! Its Arsenal and Chelsea. What again! Wife: Ok ok ok! What colour is Arsenal putting on? Husband: You no get eyes No be red jersey be that? Wife: Ok..which team is putting on blue? Husband: (upset)...Omg, Haba, Wetin na. Dont you know its Chelsea? Wife: Enhe? Wow! I want Arsenal to win the world cup. Husband: Wetin concern Arsenal with world cup? Where you from sef? Wife: Take am easy na! Please whos that old man? Husband: Hmmm... thats Arsenals coach, Arsene Wenger Wife: Oooh Ok..... I understand now. Sooo that means the other coach is Chelsea Wenger? Husband: You are silly. Wo, arabirin free me jare!! (Changes Channel)
Posted on: Thu, 11 Sep 2014 21:14:48 +0000