Watu ivi ivi... 1.You take your girlfriend to clubs. After marriage you want her to stop clubbing! My brother you need miracles directly from grandfathers. 2. You have tribal marks on your body, stretch marks and scars yet you still want a tatoo... Aah! My friend, kwani unataka kuwa zebra? 3. Your girlfriend dumped you for a rich man, you call her gold digger, but your sister did the same to another man, you give testimony in church saying, it is the Grace of the Lord? Bro wewe ni pastor Kanyari? 4. You are 6ft tall, you still wear 6 inches high heeled shoes.... Ooh my sister, what do you want to whisper to God from earth? 5. You take snaps in different type of cars yet you expect your boyfriend to believe you dont cheat? My dear, are you a mechanic? 6. You have different pictures of ladies in your phone and still you want your galfrnd to trust you. Hahaha, uncle, you are a photographer then! 7. He gave you an engagement ring for over five years now and your not married yet... Oh my dear, you be the Lords of the Rings. 8. Your babe is licking ice cream and yet you are drinking pure water... Man, are you diabetic? 9. You claim you ate Rice and beef stew and yet you vomit ugali and sukumawiki. My friend, you are Magician! 10.You post Nairobi here I come. .your map shows you are in Kadem boss Nairobi ni moja. #semaukweli tuache panganga
Posted on: Sun, 14 Dec 2014 04:28:16 +0000
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