Ways To Know If U Are Cursed. 1. If u download anything from the internet & it fails in 99%. 2. If u take cheat into the exam hall & cant understand ur own handwriting. 3. If you buy a phone at the rate of 50k today & the price drop to 16k tomorrow. 4. If u break with ur lover & he/she win 200MUGX the next day. 5. If u use a heavy perfume, ur body odour still remains. 6. If u work in a company for 10yrs without promotion or rise in salary. 7. If to lie 2 Armed robber that u dont have a phone & it rings.. 8. If the person that u are cursing in a traffic turns out to be the person interviewing u. 9. If u dont pass both mathematics & english in ur final exam. 10. If u get to the exam hall and you cant remember ur first name. 11. If u are signed as the defender for a Europian club & your first task is to mark Lionel messi. 12. After photoshopping your picture you still look ugly. 13. If a rat eats only your name out of your important document. 14. If your ticket money remain 1k nd you cant find it till the closing date 15. Fashola come dash u okada, nd d next day him come ban am 16. If u want 2 use d Atm and it got 2 ur turn and Atm machine. IS writing Error in connection. 17. If your BB get stolen the day you renew your subscription 18. If u fart during interview nko 19. U get spill over for school,U̅ register for the course and on the exam day,before you enter school dem don finish the paper 20. If ure posted to MAIDUGURI, as a copper 21. If u wan enta bnk nd d security door rejects u, anoda persn try am nd d persn enta. U try again bt d same prob. Na d security man go tell u say, oga abeg shift, mke anoda persn enta. 22. whn u pick a fight wtf MARK HENRY...u don reach heaven b dat oo 23. If u no hold money and u 1 travel on friday evenin reachn ATM d machine swallow ur card 24. if usain bolt chases u with cutlass 25. If u enter public transport only to discover dat u left ur wallet @home! Ur own don red be dat! 26. U were d 1st of 1thousand people waiting to take a biometric test before your english exam starts and the scanner rejects only you of all..
Posted on: Wed, 16 Oct 2013 19:01:43 +0000