We Indians Are Unique 😜 😷 😎 😍 😭 👼 1. - TopicsExpress



          

We Indians Are Unique 😜 😷 😎 😍 😭 👼 1. Every Indian bachelor wants to marry a fair girl.😱 😡 😜 2. We spend more time talking to guests at the door when they are leaving than while sitting in the living room.😏 3. Picking up/dropping a relative (airport / railway stn) is an important family affair.😎😄 4. We thrive on street food and we dont get sick.😉 5. Every Indian mother has 2 careers - Working / Housewife + Match Making.😂😜 6. Indian girls have 3 type of brothers. Real brother, Cousin brother, Rakhee brother.😷 7. The bride must cry at her Vidai. She has no business looking happy.👩😢 8. We go on cleaning sprees only during Diwali or when we have guests coming over.😂😂 9. However old we are, our parents need to know every detail of our schedule. Daily. No excuses. No exemption.😷 😜 10. When Indian parents buy tickets, every child becomes under 12 Getting a half ticket is a huge victory! 😁 11. If we live in another city and dont call our Mom daily , she’ll freak out and call all our friends to make sure we are alive.😜👦👧😜 12. No other nationality can beat Indians in bargaining. “Chalo bhaiya . Na tera na mera. Itne paise theek hain.” 😅 13. No matter if we are Convent educated. When we are actually angry, we switch to highly effective, dirty, swear words in our mother tongue. 🙊🙉🙈 14. When the doorbell rings, a male or kid goes to open the door. But the female runs for her dupatta.😂😜 15. Why to change the remote batteries when you can just slap the shit out of the remote and make it work? 😜 16. Meeting a person with the same surname is like finding a long lost twin.
Posted on: Fri, 07 Nov 2014 03:57:18 +0000

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