We always hear the rules from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. Youre a big girl. If its up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You dont hear us griping about you leaving it down. 2. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again! 3. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it. 4. Sunday = sports. Its like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 5. Dont cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then youre stuck with her. 6. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 7. Crying is blackmail. 8. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 9. We dont remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand. 10. Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think wed be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress? 11. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 12. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. Thats what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 13. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 14. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. 15. If you think youre fat, you probably are. Dont ask us. We refuse to answer. WHATS YUR FAVORIT LMAOOO
Posted on: Sun, 17 Aug 2014 19:07:26 +0000