We always hear the rules from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note ... these are all numbered 1 ON PURPOSE! 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.thats what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 1 months is a problem. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. 1. If you think youre fat, you probably are. Dont ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say nothing, we will act like nothings wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you dont want an answer to, expect an answer you dont want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is looks good,We trust your taste.Really. 1. Dont ask us what were thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as soccer,basketball,watches,bike or cars 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round is a shape. 1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep in the guest room tonight, but did you know men really dont mind that, its like living in the hotel,ROTFL - Pream Anand
Posted on: Sun, 07 Dec 2014 15:36:39 +0000
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