We apologise for not posting anything for the past few days, since something terrible has occurred to our precious organisation. We had a long meeting with Feminist psychologists from the human rights organisation Tumbler just a couple of days ago. As we all left, a heavily modified Holden Commodore came drifting at 120km/h into the Hooning Is Murder HQ and literally blew it up upon impact. Thankfully, no one was hurt since no one was at the premises. Forensics investigators have given us data that the incident was a deliberate terrorist act by a hoon addict. The drift was executed by an experienced suicidal drift bomber who was able to torque oversteer into the build at such high speeds. The car was also fitted with a blown v8, a heavily modified twin cam turbo v8 which was modified to cause a huge explosion when redlined at 9600 rpm. As a matter of fact, the car exploded before impact. We have since moved on and are looking at rebuilding in a different location. We will not let this incident stop our cause, since we are now more vigilant than ever! We will not stop until all hoon terrorist junkies are in jail or rehab, all hoon clubs shut down and all modified high performance sport cars are sent to the scrap yard!
Posted on: Sun, 09 Nov 2014 03:11:16 +0000
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