We are babies Breastfeeding On new nipples Some tender, Some perky, Some damn Near as hard As beef jerky Some leave The nipple To be caught In a pickle Now never To be Tickled After Ripping The training Wheels Off of the Bicycle Life is Whimsical, Sometimes Difficult When trying To receive A mouthful Of water From the tip Of an icicle. I wanted to write A feather poem As opposed to Riding A bad weather Poem Just so At a loss For words If I could Only Get two Birds With one Stone Then I can Get home Early But if nothing Is waiting Than I guess Ill just be Dating Notes But the musical Notes Float on, Stretch like a net, Now if I can just Apply some pressure On that old hole In the chest I used to have this Magic Starfish Until one day When I got home From school And fell on it I was sitting Their crying, My mother Was yelling About the stains On the carpet I dont quite know What it is yet But seafood seems To make me Such an easy target When I sneeze I feel like Pieces of me Are going into The poem When in Rome Dress in gold Couldnt get any Bolder or brighter As the pen is mightier Than the sword At least that was until The lord sentenced me With strep throat Before stripping me Of my vocal chords Secretly Id love To work At a baseball field Peeling Scores off the boards In the outfield I also dreamed Of what it would Be To have four eyes Instead of two Maybe that way I could be A little more Impressed With the minimal Amount Of work that I do But I got this really Great plan Im waiting to get hit By a car Ive always wanted To sue I just love the smell Of someone elses Money, Dont you? A lot of bunnies Owe me money But everytime Im around them I grow soft Because their tails And ears look So funny If I wanted something Sunny Id cook an egg But since the chicken Is full of hormones Id probably just wind up Kicking it into the lake The only thing in this life Id like Is a slice of Is human expression Preferably the one That smiles Over the piled up Aggression I would go out to The toy store But dildos are so Expensive So if youd be so Kind Mind telling me Where I can Rent one?
Posted on: Thu, 26 Jun 2014 05:06:08 +0000