We debate many issues in our country today... hummus, fracking, brown vs. yellow mustard, nut jobs that wear both right wings and left wings, appropriate extent of male waxing and/or self-tanning, funniest Seinfeld character (Elaine, of course), which Warner Bros. cartoon character Mitch McConnell most resembles and sounds like (the slow talking turtle or slow talking dog), why MTV doesnt play music anymore, Matthew McConaugheys career choices, soy milk, the ending of The Sopranos, whos the smartest Kardashian, likelihood of Stephen Hawkings God Particle theory bringing about a global doomsday scenario, is The Ren & Stimpy Show appropriate for a 5 year-old, best Woody Allen movie, One Direction vs. 5 Seconds Of Summer, why Billhilly & Dawg wasnt picked up by The Cartoon Network, whats the deal with airline food, what happened to the mole on Enrique Iglesias face, the Designated Hitter, why Taylor Swift cant keep a boyfriend, are zebras white with black stripes, black with white stripes, neither or both. Oh, and passing Federal Legislation requiring that prunes cannot be labelled dried plums based on misleading consumers. One issue that is not debatable is the fact that Randy Kurlander was born today, and instantly transformed the world into a better place, ended a millennium-long ice age in the great state of NJ, injected into the atmosphere funny, warm happy, wisdom, joy, charm, talent, and many other positive human attributes, from that day until today, and per God and Charlton Hestons plan, for another 63-years. Do the math! Most importantly, to me, my best friend forever was born, before the acronym BFF was even invented. In fact, if you look up BFF on Wikipedia, you will find a photography of Randy and me, with several user comments in the general area of who are those two old guys? But I digress. Happy birthday. I lurve you, Quirt. Tell Randy how I feel, Freddie. youtu.be/c2JSUXaY-tw
Posted on: Sat, 08 Nov 2014 18:10:05 +0000
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