We have a mysterious occurrence here in Maine. Its called GLOBAL warming. Ask Al Bore or Pres Opee down yonder in DC. Weve discovered that global warming comes in white. Sometimes its fluffy; sometimes its wet and sticky, and sometimes it just plain comes early on the 2nd. day of November. Before the night is over well have a foot of global warming. Shall we send it to the White House so theyll know what it looks like. Oh no the White House is already white they wouldnt know the difference. Al Bore would think its flour and Pres Opee would cook for him. Watch out for the Polar bears theyre coming to Maine.
Posted on: Sun, 02 Nov 2014 19:36:54 +0000