We hope you are having a great day!! Only a few more days and then it is Friday B) To help get you through the week here are a few hilarious things people have said in court=) 1) Lawyer: “Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like?” Witness: “No he was wearing a mask” Lawyer: “What was he wearing under the mask?” Witness: “Er… his face” 2) Lawyer: “What is your date of birth?” Witness: “July 15th” Lawyer: “What year?” Witness: “Every year” 3) Lawyer: “What happened then?” Witness: “He told me, I have to kill you because you can identify me” Lawyer: “Did he kill you?” Witness: “No” 4) Lawyer: “She had three children, right?” Witness: “Yes” Lawyer: “How many were boys?” Witness: “None” Lawyer: “Were there girls?” 5) Lawyer: “Could you see him from where you were standing?” Witness: “I could see his head” Lawyer: “And where was his head?” Witness: “Just above his shoulders” 6) Lawyer: “How many times have you committed suicide?” Witness: “Four times” 7) Witness: “He was medium height and had a beard” Lawyer: “Was this a male or a female?” 8) Lawyer: “How old is your son, the one living with you?” Witness: “Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which” Lawyer: “How long has he lived with you?” Witness: “Forty-five years” 9) Lawyer: “You say that the stairs went down to the basement?” Witness: “Yes” Lawyer: “And these stairs, did they go up also?” 10) Lawyer: “I show you Exhibit 3 and ask if you recognise that picture” Witness: “That’s me” Lawyer: “Were you present when that picture was taken?” 11) Lawyer: “Now sir, I’m sure you are an intelligent and honest man--” Witness: “Thank you. If I weren’t under oath, I’d return the compliment.” 12) Lawyer: “What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?” Witness: “Gucci sweats and Reeboks” 13) Lawyer: “The youngest son, the 20 year old, how old is he?”
Posted on: Wed, 24 Jul 2013 11:46:28 +0000
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