We in AAJs Social Media and Beverage Services Division would like to take this opportunity to thank all of our Facebook followers for putting us over 40,000 likes. As you know, this milestone entitles us to the use of the Executive Washroom at Facebook Headquarters (and not a moment too soon. Our executives could use a good washing) as well as one use per month of Mark Zuckerbergs personal Bat Signal. We plan on using it this weekend, to get Batman to open several particularly stubborn jars for us. That Bat Opener of his is nothing less than a little miracle; if only Wayne Enterprises (wink, wink) would market those to the public, theyd make Bruce Wayne another billion dollars. To put into perspective how significant an achievement 40,000 likes is, consider this: -More people like AAJs Facebook page than saw Adam Sandlers movie Jack and Jill. -More people like us than like Neapolitan ice cream. Seriously--chocolate, vanilla and strawberry? Who came up with that? -More people like our page than liked that picture of a cute puppy with a caption that reads Like this is you like puppies, beautiful pictures with inspirational quotes photoshopped onto them, and think that teachers should be paid more than NHL linesmen. Keep scrolling if you like cancer, racism, haters who try to bring you down to their level, and Mondays. -AAJs page is now the most liked general interest musical genre-specific page on Facebook, racking up more likes than AllAboutKlezmer, AllAbout80sPowerBallads, and AllAboutThatOneReallyGoodAlbumByTheWallflowers(TheOneWithOneHeadlightOnIt) combined. Again, thanks to all of you who made this possible.
Posted on: Fri, 30 May 2014 17:28:40 +0000
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