We like to get moist. However, there are only a select few things that help us reach our peak point of moisture. Froths? Definitely. Banter? You bet. Photoshop? Gets us off quicker than a brides nighty. Banter biddies? Most certainly. However, like a well used sponge, we lords tend to become a little dry and crusty towards the end of the season. No longer do we succumb to these simple, yet moisture inducing, pleasures as easily as we usually do. Good thing HOCKEY FEST GETS US WET. HOCKEY FEST WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE IT WILL MAKE YOU MOIST. BRING YOUR VASELINE AND COME JOIN US AND LETS ALL GET MOIST TOGETHER.
Posted on: Tue, 02 Dec 2014 06:06:01 +0000