We love being Singaporean because.. 1. We are not Malaysians. 2. Everyone (especially Malaysians) hates us, except ourselves. 3. Famous for Orchard Road and we love Geylang. Geylang is the place for thrills! 4. We have our own island. 5. We will never ever have yucky chewing gum stuck under our shoes. 6. We know how to enjoy our vacation in Malaysia - keep a few RM50 notes before you enter the highway: You can speed and throw anything, anytime, anywhere.. 7. We can speed up to 180 kilometers per hour on Malaysian roads and not end up with a summon as long as we have RM50 with us to pay the traffic cops when caught. 8. The men are always concerned, first question to ask a girl Do you have CPF? 9. Never fear of getting lost in our country - S$20 taxi ride will end up in the sea. 10. We never have to worry about finding Mr or Ms right because the government will find one for us. 11. 1 Singapore dollar = 2.5 Ringgit... nyek nyek nyek. 12. Its OK to be Kiasu. Its part of our culture. 13. Our Christians can pray to Allah.
Posted on: Sat, 02 Aug 2014 01:02:54 +0000