We went tonight to celebrate Brendan turning seven. He had two friends over. While there I saw entirely too much ass on entirely too many people with their pants down at their knees, not to mention people with more than one ass. Two ladies, spreading birthday frosting on their faces bent down to retrieve cake from the floor and showed more back end crack than I have seen in quite some time (I think they had six cheeks between the two of them). Then there was a guy in a wheelchair with his pants half way down his thighs. Really? You are in a wheelchair. I dont think people are going to equate coolness with you since your butt is seated. Pull them up people. I dont want to see your ass, especially if it is larger than something I can see at the zoo.
Posted on: Sat, 29 Mar 2014 02:32:35 +0000