Week 13 Predictions It’s the last game of the regular season. It has been a great one with trades, trash talk, and analysis trending up. I thank all 11 GMs for continuing to buy into The League and growing it every year. You are all awesome. Now give me your money (Love in an Elevator, Smangers, Free Braylon, and Free Josh Gordon). $240 for winner and $120 for second, by the way There is only one race going into the last week. Both byes are pretty much clinched, Chalupa Batman and Free Josh Gordon will be going to the playoffs, no matter if they have a star in from of their names or not. Now it is up to three teams to battle for 5th and 6th place. Braylon would’ve clinched a spot if Sammy Watkins and Jace Amaro could’ve scored over 7 points for Faptimus Prime, but looks like the Jets (Both their favorite team) found a way to screw both of their playoff pictures and get demolished by the Bills on a neutral field. Isn’t life grand? Now Braylon will have to beat the best team in the league or hope either Revel or Y.A.C. lose to get in. Y.A.C is the longest shot, hoping both Revel and Braylon lose while they win. Or score 48 points more than Revel. Revel and Braylon should control their own destiny. On to the picks Koopers Klux Klan vs. Faptimus Prime Faptimus will lose by 2 points. Those two points will come in the form of a Miami sack at the end of the Monday night Jets game. Faptimus will question his allegiances to the Jets and fantasy football. He will wonder how he couldn’t obtain a 500 record with Megatron, Antonio Brown, and T.Y. Hilton. He will be like so many other fantasy football owners, spending all summer saying how it wasn’t his fault. It’s not your fault Faptimus. It’s not your fault. https://youtube/watch?v=GtkST5-ZFHw Koopers will go into next season feeling like at least he ended on a good note. And they will meet up in the N.I.T. only for this to happen again. The racist assholes beat this season’s bad good team- 143-141 The Notorious Y.A.C. vs. Love In An Elevator The poop prince turned back into a poop frog this week. This is one of the possible playoff watch games. Elevator will try to play spoiler. Hey, even if you don’t make the playoffs it is still nice to know you ruined someone’s season. Elevator will need monster performances from Green and Evans to take this game. I think he gets those performances, but Y.A.C. is a team that sticks around. Y.A.C. will rub his stink on you until you are forces to play down to his level. He’s the exact same team Elevator was his first year in The League when he got 2nd place after drafting the Jets D number one overall. Y.A.C. is the new good bad team. Y.A.C. wins it 140-137 Down to Luck vs. Free Braylon Matchup of the Week Luck looks poised to take first place going into the playoffs. There is not one weak spot on his starting roster. Now that the playoffs are about to start, it doesn’t matter if he doesn’t have a bench. With everyone loading up on RBs and WRs, he also has the two best position players in Luck and Gronk. Pretty much this isn’t the matchup you want with your playoff hopes on the line. Braylon now has his top four receivers all revved up. However, Julio has fallen a bit out of favor, and I am not sure he will live up to his projections. This seems like a classic case of Luck wins, Braylon still makes the playoffs as 6th seed, wins his first round matchup, and meets luck in the 2nd round. I’m rooting for this semi-rivalry to start, so Luck takes it 167-158 Free Josh Gordon vs. U Do Know The Movie This is a nice little game for Gordon to wet his whistle with before the playoffs. The Movie is purely playing for pride at this point, but pride isn’t really a thing in fantasy football. The Movie isn’t playing for pride; they are playing to not be relegated. This is your chance to impress Movie. Go out there and lose by less than 5. Gordon wins it 138-134 Revel in Ray vs. The Smangers Revel is fighting for his playoff hopes, and he is doing it with Andy Dalton. Yikes. He could sit out Doug Baldwin and replace him with Cardboard Cutout Doug Baldwin and probably get a few more points. On the other end, The Smangers get a chance to ruin a season and to set themselves up for a nice 2ndplace7thplace run. I think the Smangers take that opportunity. I also think Revel is happy I think that, because he sucks when I pick for him. Smangers wins 134-127 Fat Bottoms Boys vs. Chalupa Batman Hey Chalupa, your team name should be Chalupa Batmen, unless you’re like one of those jerk lead singers who names his band his name. YOU HAVE MORE THAN ONE PLAYER ON YOUR TEAM. Who is the Batman of your team if you had to pick? Hopefully picking a favorite will break your team apart. Anyway, these are teams two and three. Bottom Boys are obvi three. Chalupa is favored, but Odell is a God. Boys win it 160-156 Last Week 4-2 Season 38-27-1
Posted on: Wed, 26 Nov 2014 20:23:22 +0000
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