Welcome To Episode 532b Of Real Talk With Gabby Daddy-person, front and center! Soldier, after much consideration I have decided that my Aprils Fool joke was too harsh. You did in fact do a... you got the job done EVENTUALLY with my moodiness last night. While I am loath to reward mediocrity, I accept that for some people mediocre is a step above their potential. Therefore I have decided to reward you -- you may relax your dietary restrictions and buy me... errr, YOURSELF some of the masamoan Girl Scout cookies. I happen to hear from my spies that the Girl Scouts have set up a stand at your cafeteria today. This, of course, has nothing to do with how much I like samosa cookies. This is simply me trying to motivate my troops. ... EAT THEM ALL THERE BY YOURSELF?!? HA! I see through your lame attempt at an April Fools joke! You will bring them home to share with your wonderful, precious, fantastic, precious, perfect, precious daughter. In fact, take a long break and bring some to me at DayCare. ... And tell those Girl Scouts... good for them! A captive audience during lunch... Ill have to remember that one!
Posted on: Tue, 01 Apr 2014 14:39:18 +0000