Welcome to Dear Dinos Sub, Sandwich, Soup and Naaaaturulll Cures! What can I get you today? Id like a 12 plain, non toasted roll, turkey, bacon, mayo, lto to go...and I have an infected cat bite on my wrist.. Okay- Maria will get your sub while I take care of your wrist. Just lay it on the cutting board here...hmmm, the black and purple with radiating red lines is not a good sign, so we have to use something powerful.Well start with a honey mustard, made here from raw New Zealand honey and handpicked Tibetan brown mustard pollen...a slice of prosciuto..nah, two slices, cut thin enough to read a newspaper through..some radicchio...a couple slices of heirlooom naaaaturulll plum tomato...virgin canola oil made from non-gmo seed and apple cider vingar with the mother...the mother of vinegar is fungus and little worms called vinegar eels- see them sparkle when the light hits them as they swim in and around the fungus threads?......a drop of rice milk...organic oregano...we use the organic herbs because theyre full of dead insects, plus live and dead mites and mite skins, mite feces...dead baby spiders...all have healing powers...and oregano because Italians are the healthiest race on earth.. Wait, I thought as a rule Italians were obese, had high blood pressure, heart disease, type 2 diabetes, foot problems... Oh, no, thats a plot by Big Pharma so people dont know how healthy they are. They have agents sneak into their homes and adjust their scales, keep replacing their clothes with smaller sizes, adjusting their blood sugar levels with injections in their sleep, replacing their mirrors with fun house mirrors, and messing with the insoles of their shoes. BIG conspiracy. Trust me, Ive been reading about it on line... Okay, we top off your wound dressing with a slice of Cercina flatbread and wrap it in a nice recycled hemp cloth...feel how coarse and itchy that is? Like wearing sandpaper...thats how you tell its real hemp...And look! Your subs ready to go! Marias an artiste! Leave the dressing on for 5 days. Dont go to a doctor no matter what...theyre a rip-off and theyll try to kill you with chemicals. Cash or Blue Shield?
Posted on: Fri, 02 Jan 2015 14:34:08 +0000
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